What’s my name?

With so much drama in the LBC it’s kinda hard being D-A-V-I-D. I figure that’s as good a way as any to start, worked for Snoop Lion back in the Doggy Dog days. So what do you think about this music television? No music…fair point. It’s getting warm outside which I enjoy cause women are walking around in less clothing which in turn cures my seasonal mood disorder. I’m not wearing socks right now, but I’ll never tell. So, this was my first blog entry, I hope you enjoyed the informative nature of what this website is attempting to do: find a concise way to outline the real issues plaguing 21st century America. So screw your Google Glasses, cause Google just wants to steal your eyes to sell to the Chinese market like Blade Runner and then when you’re blind and can’t find your shoes and glasses, you’ll know how important this blog is. I feel the full weight of it right now, it’s time to wake up people! No I mean it’s after 12:30 and I’m a comedian, many of us are just shiftless layabouts during the day.

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